Pick the room. Pick the heat.
RoastRoom reads the layout, furniture, lighting, and decor, then delivers a critique calibrated from supportive side-eye to full scorched-earth commentary.
GentleSpicyRuthless
AI interior reality check
Your room asked to be roasted.
Upload one photo for a savage, funny critique and three fixes you can actually use. Then turn the verdict into a shareable story card.
No design degree. No polite lies. No card required for your free roast.
Spicy verdict
“Your rug is social distancing from the furniture.”
The RoastRoom promise
Mean to the room. Useful to you.
01
You control the tone
Gentle, spicy, or ruthless before the first punchline lands.
02
Every joke earns its keep
The roast always includes three concrete ways forward.
03
Built to leave the group chat
Download a vertical card made for stories and reactions.
One photo. Full intervention.
From questionable corner to actionable comeback.
Three moves, not vague vibes.
Get prioritized changes for layout, lighting, color, or scale, with optional furniture matches that fit the recommendation.
The punchline travels.
Export the best line over your photo in a story-ready card. Post the roast, collect the reactions, then show the glow-up.
Pay for the glow-up
The roast is free. The after is five bucks.
Start with the verdict. Upgrade only when you want to see the room reimagined.
Room Roast
Free
- AI room critique
- Gentle, spicy, or ruthless tone
- Three actionable fixes
- Shareable story card
Redesign Mode
One-time upgrade$5
- Everything in the free roast
- AI-generated after image
- Fixes reflected in the concept
- Matching furniture suggestions
Redesign images are creative concepts. Furniture links may be affiliate links, which can earn RoastRoom a commission at no extra cost to you.
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your room has notes
Stop wondering. Let the room hear it.
Upload a photo, choose your heat, and get the roast plus a practical rescue plan.
Roast my room free